Subservient Being Total Management Questionnaire

Subservient Being Total Quality Management Questionnaire

1	How did You aquire or find out about Your subservient being? Check all that apply.
	Prayers interrupted My Sabbath rest Discovered taking attendance Found cowering at alter Went shopping at Dieties R Us Woke to the scent of burning incense Hymns of praise were making the dog howl Took out an ad in Subservient Beings Weekly	I'm omniscient A brother/sister Diety referred him/her/it to Me Discovered playing a bit part in a Passion Play Was on the cross next to Me Caught while he/she/it was stomping out My burning bush Created him/her/it from nothing Created him/her/it from a previous subservient being

2	Which incarnation(s) are You currently manifesting, have manifested in the last 7 days or expect to manifest in upcoming appearances? Check all that apply.
	Jehovah Jesus Kristna Zeus Odin Allah Gaia	Ra Vishnu Buddha Kali Durga Barney the Purple Dinosaur Other - specify below


3	Was Your subservient being in good working order when discovered with no major flaws requiring miraculous intervention to repair?
	Yes - My subservient being displayed model worship from day one. No - My subservient being required major modifications before he/she/it was worthy of worshipping Me..
	If the previous answer was No please describe the being's flaws in more detail below. Check all that apply.
	Stomps out My burning shrubbery Worships other dieties Fails to acknowledge My omnipotence Fails to acknowledge My omniscience and insists on telling Me everything Talks to his dog more often that Me Constantly seeking My wishes on insignificant issues Fails to heed My wishes	Uses second-best lamb for burnt offerings Hymns of praise keep making My dogs howl Talks to Me in an ancient language Refuses to talk to Me in an ancient language Blames all of his/her/its problems on Me Is doing his/her/its part to make virgin sacrifices impossible Likes Barney the Purple Dinosaur
	Use the text box below if Your subservient beings flaws could not be adequately described above.
4	What factors played a part in Your decision to aquire a subservient being?
	All My diety Friends from school have moved away I'm a diety - I require subservient beings Had some burning shrubbery to get rid of Was bored and looking for a challenge Needed help ridding the world of evil Needed help filling the world with evil My team didn't make it to the playoffs	All the other dieties have one Was tired of lighting my own incense Was hoping for virgin sacrifices Dieties R Us mixed up My party mix order Had that needing to be beseeched feeling The summer reruns were on The angel choir was on holiday

5	Have You had a subservient being before?
	Yes but lost him/her/it in a stoning incident a few years back Yes but found one was not enough to satisfy My divine intentions Yes but found that there are never enough to satisfy My divine intentions No, this is My first subservient being.

6	What types of divine intervention have You had to employ to keep Your subservient being in line with Your doctrine? Check all that apply.
	Earthquakes Flood Famine Plague Migraines Indigestion Death of firstborn	Barney the Purple Dinosaur Television Evangelists Door to door salesmen Billboards on Rte 40 Teasers/trailers at the movie theater Fire and brimstone Fortune cookies

7	Some subservient beings are tireless in enlisting others in the worship of their deity(s). Is this something that You have requested of Your subservient being?
	One is all that I can handle More! More! More! I plan to get rid of this one as soon as possible He/she/it doesn't listen to a word I say At least until the tenor section is complete Until they runs out of virgins

8	Enter any other comments you feel Your subservient being needs to hear.


Thank you for taking the time to complete this questionaire. Your feedback allows Your subservient being to better address Your requirements as his/her/its diety and perform worship worthy of Your acceptance.

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